My Life As A Clandestine Call Girl

I was sitting in my office at work staring out the window -- a typical weekday. I wondered how I could fill the days until finding a job where I might actually do some work and it was decided I would make my blog into a book.

My very old archives were already in a file. I cleaned it up just a bit to make 133,000 words. Next, I had to back-up the archives from this blog. Over 250 posts needed to be published and placed back into drafts once the back-up was complete. I started cleaning them up and I'm at over 600 pages -- single-spaced, 11 font, 1 inch margins. The computer probably can't count high enough to tell me how many words there are. It's actually told me there were too many grammar and spelling errors to count.

Obviously, the internet portion of my plan is done at home. In order to be super stealthy, I bring my laptop to the office to edit my book. I look all smart and fancy working on a laptop and a PC at the same time. My boss was very impressed with my memory stick and wanted to know all about.

I got to thinking about how the blog is a rough draft for a book. I have the time, so why not clean it up and then shop it around? It's not as if I'm starting from scratch. I have enough material for a mini-series!

Updates are forthcoming.